Just ran across this very funny posting from the High School Humor Blog in which students supposedly give ‘advice’ to substitute teachers. Some of the advice is very questionable, but some is downright hysterical. For instance:
7) Ebay is your friend. Warn students that anyone leaving the class must leave behind their phone, and that anyone gone for more than five minutes can retrieve their phone from the ‘electronics’ section of Ebay. If a teen tells you that they don’t have a phone, see “Discipline”, because there is no who teen doesn’t have a phone.
If you need a good laugh today, check out this very clever posting here.